Shakespeare in Love – DivX Version (Normal Quality), DVD (Good Quality), PDA Version
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IMDB rating: 7.40 Plot: Romantic comedy set in London in the late 16th century: Young playwright William Shakespeare struggles with his latest work “Romeo and Ethel the Pirate’s Daughter”. A great fan of Shakespeare’s plays is young, wealthy Viola who is about to be married to the cold-hearted Lord Wessex, but constantly dreams of becoming an actress. Women were not allowed to act on stage at that time (female roles were played by men, too), but dressed up as a boy, Viola successfully auditions for the part of Romeo. Soon she and William are caught in a forbidden romance that provides rich inspiration for his play. |
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What do you do when your spouse snores?
My Dear One
Snoring like a Grampus
Looking like an abandoned whale
Is this the dreaded secret
Of being a human male?
As I sit reading quietly
In our shared bed at night
I look across (quite fondly)
At this long-familiar sight.
Of course, his carefree slumbers
Greatly interfere with mine.
I often lie there endlessly
Staring at the time.
2 o’clock will come and go
And I’m still wide awake
Oh, some nights I wish I had
Count Dracula’s killing stake.
Shakespeare said that sleep knits up
The ravelled sleeve of care.
But, he didn’t live at my house
Nor a bed with my love share.
Edit (did Dracula have a stake, or was it used on him?…I’ve never seen a horror film, so I’m a bit hazy on this one)
Bert and Ken – you cruel folk (this is my dear one we’re talking about!)
Yea, ma, that’s what I do…and yes, he does roll back. I can’t sew a cotton reel on the back of his jammies…he’s nekked as a jay-bird!!
Neo – you have found me out……this is one of the very first poems I ever wrote…hopefully, I’ve improved since then.
Love your poem and I can relate to your problem, in fact, it got me inspired:
As for your snorers, you got only one
Each night I have three times as much fun
In a family of four, I alone do not snore
Noises come through the door, walls and floor
The noise is so loud, I should call a cop
It’s like trying to sleep in a boiler shop
I lie awake every night, the hour so late
Dad snores like a sea cow attracting a mate
I can’t believe my dad made a marrige proposal
To a woman that snores like a garbage disposal
My brother’s snoring is one of the worst types
Like an out of tune Harley with loud exhaust pipes
I lie awake thinking wouldn’t it be fun
To sneak in smother them one by one
But life in prison would sure be a horror
I sure my cell mate would be a snorer
Flying Dragon | Nov 18, 2009
I usually just kick him hard enough for him to wake up and roll over, but light enough to where he doesn’t realize he was kicked awake. lol.
Bert | Nov 18, 2009
Jam a sock down his throat. That’ll shut him up.
KennedyC | Nov 18, 2009
It sounds like he needs to go to a sleep study provided by your doctor at a place for anovernight stay. They will monitor his breathing and heart rate and evaluate him to see if he suffers from Sleep Apnea where his heart stops and goes through the night. If so he’ll bewearing a mask hooked to a machine that keeps a steady of air to his lungs. It takes only a couple of nights to get use to. Without out it his heart may stop and end up in the obits where it says died unexpectably in his sleep where I’m sure you’ve read such obits. 12 million people suffer in this country alone and use such machine and they think there may be as many as 12 million that don’t realize it!
SULLY | Nov 18, 2009
My husband snores no matter what position he’s laying in. So, I wear ear plugs…the soft marshmallow foam type that you squeeze to fit in your ear. It then expands to fit the inside of your ears. It doesn’t completely block out the snoring, but it muffles it enough that I can sleep. It takes some getting used to, but it’s worth it. I also started taking melatonin before going to bed. Between the ear plugs and the melatonin, I get a pretty good night’s sleep. Now, if I would only go to bed earlier!
Good luck.charieb@sbcglobal.net | Nov 18, 2009
Cute! Love it, very endearing.
Well in Stoker’s version Van Helsing was responsible for killing Dracula, but he used a knife. No matter, Dracula has been killed by stake in film I believe, but it wasn’t his stake.
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Bradley Vaughan