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Beethoven’s 2nd

Saturday, December 5th, 2009

Beethoven's 2nd
Beethoven’s 2nd (1993)

IMDB rating: 4.20

Plot: Beethoven is back, and this time, he’s bringing the kids! It’s the further adventures of the Newton family and their lovable, lumbering pal, Beethoven. In this second “symphony” of the Beethoven saga, our hero meets Missy, the lady Saint Bernard of his dreams. Unfortunately, they are soon separated by Regina, Missy’s hateful owner who is using her as a bargaining chip in an ugly divorce. But love finds a way, and the result is four adorable, roly-poly puppies. The prospect of four valuable, purebred pups appeals to Regina’s greed, but the Newton kids come to the rescue and bring home the cuddly canines. Now if they can just convince Dad to adopt the huge, messy bundles of joy . . . Mission accomplished! But Missy is still in Regina’s evil clutches. Will Missy, Beethoven and their puppies ever be reunited? And will Regina finally get what she deserves?

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What is your favorite "onara" scene at movies?
I forget English word, "onara" is Japanese "break wind, pass gas", "Kekko Kamen Surprise" have funny scenes, lady agent undercover investigate Manugurifon Academy, pretend is music teacher, actually know nothing of music, must give lectures at girl students, Kekko Kamen help her, 2nd lecture she think of nothing say, soon she "onara" loudly, it blow up back of dress like strong wind, girls hold noses, use papers fan away bad odor, agent discuss onara music, Kekko Kamen tell more of it, evening silly Mayumi order many potatoes, give her gas, tell room mates she want practice onara music tonight, they not like that, say she drive them away of foul odor, male teacher hear them, he wear long blonde ladies’ wig, Edwardian frockcoat, ruffle shirt, plaid Bermuda shorts, he play Beethoven music and onara at tune of it, is funny scene I think. You like it or other such scenes at movies?
Celeste, arigato (thank you), I not see "Blazing Saddles", friend say it have funny "onara" scene at campfire, Slim Pickens fan odor use hat, I want see it.
I thank all 4 people answer question, they are polite and informative, difficult choose beat answer. I see movies of USA, Japan, China, India have "onara" scenes.


Fart scenes?

lol.

I always liked Blazing Saddles… there’s a scene in that movie that is probably the ultimate in flatulence.

N-31 | Jul 22, 2009


In Chinese, that is "pei". Strangely enough, the French word sounds like the Chinese word but is spelled "pet". Both sound like ‘"pay" your bills’. Chinese movies are less frank than Japanese and Thai movies. "Butterfly and Sword" stars Donnie Yen in a period piece as a martial artist on a secret mission. Joey Wang and Michelle Yeoh are rivals for his affections. In one scene, he goes to have dinner with beautiful Joey. When he comes near her in the dining room, he sniffs and asks her, "What is that stinking? Did you fart?" She looks exasperated. "The Country Bumpkin" is an older movie that stars Fan Mei-Hsing as a lout from the New Territories who comes to Hong Kong and has many problems because he is so dumb, clumsy, naive and unsophisticated, as many people from that area are said to be. He pees on a landing of the stairs in a tall apartment building and when a woman sees the water running down the stairs, he blames a dog. He gets a job at a restaurant, and the employees want to strike for higher wages. He is appointed their spokesman, and he puts some rotten food in all of the orders at the restaurant. Soon, most of the customers are farting. He tells the boss he did it and is fired.
Chen-Chu L | Jul 22, 2009


First "Kekko Kamen" movie have girl put laxative at drink of rival for job as TV broadcaster, soon girl "onara" when try read news, is so loud blow up her dress, she do it many times, teacher quarrel at her. Weather Woman Returns" have 2 girls compete of weather woman at TV, man put laxative at one girl’s wine, on TV she "onara" several times, soon panties dirty, full of "kuso", embarrass her thousands of people see her do that. Is funny see slobs onara offend snobs, "Caddyshack" have war between Slob Rodney Dangerfield and Snob Ted Knight, at country club dance, slob sit at table among friends, he raise hip, "onara" loudly, snobs almost have apoplexy, Maybe best such scenes at "The Babe" star John Goodman play baseball legend George Herman "Babe" Ruth, when he is young, have more home runs of whole team, owner of Boston Red Sox take him at party, hostess is High Society Queen of Boston, she stand at dais, introduce him all VIP’s of Boston, he cannot think of much say, recall manager tell him make jokes, he hold out hand at Grande Dame, say when he count 3 pull his finger, when she do that he "onara" louder of horse, laugh, say "Aboard" like onara is train whistle, Grande Dame nearly die, his vulgar joke offend all snobs at party, he do that again when move New york, this time is just baseball players at party, they not mind, Babe’s wife not like him onara publicly however, is funny see her and Boston snobs upset so much of his loud onara, at New York he offer anyone $1000 if can onara louder of him. I think perhaps "The Babe" have funniest onara scenes.
miyuki & kyojin | Jul 22, 2009


in "poonK" horror movie which is ramgopalvarmas film in hindi
tunibalantrapu | Jul 23, 2009


In American movies, "The Naked Gun" comes to mind first. In one scene, Leslie Nielsen as Frank Drebbin is at a televised conference held by the lady mayor. He drinks a pitcher of water and soon must go to urinate. His microphone is on, so everyone watching their TV sets hears his urine splattering in the john and him singing . The mayor is embarrassed. It becomes worse for her when he flatulates loudly. She nearly dies then.
Venus 1485AD | Jul 24, 2009

Masters of the Universe

Monday, November 30th, 2009

Masters of the Universe
Masters of the Universe (1987)

IMDB rating: 4.90

Plot: The once-beautiful planet Eternia lies devastated, a victim of the demonic Skeletor and his vile minions. Momentarily vanquished, Eternian hero He-Man and his forces of good escape to a land of strange creatures and customs: Earth, the next battlefront in the quest to become Masters of the Universe. Who awaits the beckon of Skeletor’s cadaverous finger? Evil-Lyn (Meg Foster), the Air Centurions and the ghastly foursome of Beastman, Saurod, Blade and Karg. And assisting He-Man? Teela,Man-at-Arms, puckish Gwildor (Billy Barty). And two small-town America kids who stumble across the lost Cosmic Key — and share an adventure beyond their wildest dreams.

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When will people finally accept Satan as their King?
Darkness through Satan is the only truth in this Universe. Embrace him. Let your hearts turn to ice.

Satan will be your King either way. Why not accept him as your master? When will you realize this truth?

If you want to accept Satan then recite this:
Before the almighty and ineffable God Satan/Lucifer and in the presence of all Demons of Hell, who are the True and the Original gods, I, (state your full name) renounce any and all past allegiances. I renounce the false Judeo/Christian god Jehova, I renounce his vile and worthless son Jesus Christ, I renounce his foul, odious, and rotten holy spirit.

I proclaim Satan Lucifer as my one and only God. I promise to recognize and honor him in all things, without reservation, desiring in return, his manifold assistance in the successful completion of my endeavors.


Amen to that,..

Satan > God!
Theist By Day, Atheist By Night! | Nov 17, 2009


LEAVE ME ALONE, SATAN!!! BEGONE AND TAKE YOUR EVIL WITH YOU!!!

JESUS IS LORD!!!!!
poems | Nov 17, 2009


Although I doubt your seriousness with this question the same rules apply to satan as they do for god: evidence. There is no evidence that satan exists.
Mc Atheist | Nov 17, 2009


I don’t accept satan any more then I accept god. Since god created satan why would I even consider worshiping a flunky.
m_knobel | Nov 17, 2009


i wouldn’t mind some satin sheets…
Snow (male) | Nov 17, 2009


Lol satan and lucifer are different entities.

Why would the light bringer bring darkness haha.

Anyway nice try but the Norwegians do it better.
Feathered Serpent! | Nov 17, 2009


No thanks. Come back when you have made up a God/Devil that I like better.
Glow | Nov 17, 2009


Your anger for religions may not lead you to the way of satanism.
Haze | Nov 17, 2009


While I do not think you are serious, words have power, there is a dark spiritual glamour over this question.
Rest assured that by the power of God within me, (granted by the saving grace of my Messiah) I have cloaked this question in a glamour of God, and rendered it powerless.

I hope that you find peace in your life.
King 1up | Nov 17, 2009


u and ur ‘god of darkness ‘ i guess love fire and can do anything to get it for eternity
and i found everything u wrote is sooo boring so keep it to yourself dude
and im reporting cuz u called jusus worthless
daniel | Nov 17, 2009


Praise be the Holy name of Jesus. Every knee shall bow and every tongue confess, JESUS CHRIST IS LORD!!! Amen.
Peachie | Nov 17, 2009


Sorry I will not brace your ideals, They are demonic, & I serve a living God. BTW in Rev. 20:1-15 Tells me that satan will be bound for 1000 yrs, & then cast into the lake of fire. & guess who bounds him, God will.
birdsflies | Nov 17, 2009


Satanists are just as illogical as Christians in that they are worshiping a being without sufficient evidence of its existence.

Besides, the Flying Spaghetti Monster could drop Satan in a cage match any day of the week. Have you ever seen an angel broken over a meatball? It ain’t a pretty sight.
richter_8_6 | Nov 17, 2009


Many have already, its called being of the world.
Mainworry | Nov 17, 2009


Jesus and the believers(terrorists) suckz LOL
Satan rocks! *bows to Satan king*
Vineet P | Nov 17, 2009

Krippendorf’s Tribe

Monday, November 30th, 2009

Krippendorf's Tribe
Krippendorf’s Tribe (1998)

IMDB rating: 4.50

Plot: A university professor is paid to find the last undiscovered tribe of New Guinea. When he fails to find the tribe, he comes home, and rather than admitting that he’s failed, he gives a lecture about the Shelmikedmu tribe (named after his children: Shelly, Mike, and Edmund) and then has his family dress like “Shelmikedmus,” so that he can film them as proof of his discovery.

Directors: Holland Todd

Actors: Dreyfuss Richard,Smith Gregory,Lindner Carl Michael,Handy Jacob,Handy Zachary,Root Stephen,Mechoso Julio Oscar,Leeds Phil,Comedy,Family,

Can anyone find me the movie trailer for Krippendorf's Tribe?
I’ve searched on google and cant find it! can anyone give the link?
yeah ive looked on yahoo, they have the movie but not the trailer


Why in heaven’s name would you want this?

Follow the link and there is the option of Quicktime or RealVideo.

Enjoy…if you can.

CFrehner | Apr 29, 2006


yahoo movies have great thailers
ladybugg313 | Apr 29, 2006


Ifound it yahoooo go to:

http://movies.eonline.com/shared/Eonline /Reviews/Movies/Clips/k/krippendorf.mov
farrahann2727 | Apr 29, 2006

Dazed and Confused

Friday, November 27th, 2009

Dazed and Confused
Dazed and Confused (1993)

IMDB rating: 7.50

Plot: In a small Texas enclave, highlights the rites of passage on the last day of school in 1976 for the new, incoming freshmen at the hands of the class of ‘77 at Robert E. Lee High School. Freshman boys are physically punished, while the girls largely face the brunt of verbal abuse and humiliation. Two main figures emerge. Incoming freshman Mitch Kramer comes to a new realization in his role as a major target of senior hazing. And, among the seniors is Randall “Pink” Floyd, the school’s star quarterback, who moves with facile grace among groups of greasers, nerds, stoners, and athletes alike.

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Directors: Linklater Richard

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How is this first part of my story ? please read xxx?
Bursting to go to the loo, I waited impatiently at the ever-growing line, jumping lightly from one to another. I didn

Care Bears: Journey to Joke-a-Lot – DivX Version (Normal Quality), iPod/iPhone Version

Wednesday, November 25th, 2009

Care Bears: Journey to Joke-a-LotCare Bears: Journey to Joke-a-Lot (2004)

IMDB rating: 4.40

Plot: Funshine Bear travels to Joke-a-lot where the people there crown him king.

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Has anyone, besides me, seen those NEW 3-D Care Bears Movies?
They came out in 2004 and 2005. One’s called "Journey To Joke-A-Lot", and one’s called "A Big Wish Movie".


Of course other people saw them.

There’s even a chat board about them here:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0429739/

FCabanski | Jul 09, 2006

Mannequin: On the Move – DivX Version (Normal Quality), iPod/iPhone Version

Tuesday, November 24th, 2009

Mannequin: On the MoveMannequin: On the Move (1991)

IMDB rating: 2.90

Plot: Once upon a time, the prince of kingdom Hauptman-Koenig was deeply in love with the farmer’s daughter Jessie. But his mother didn’t approve this and cursed her to stiffen to a statue for 1000 years. Now, almost 1000 years later, she’s brought to a department store for an exhibition. Unknowingly trainee Jason, who remarkably looks like the prince, removes the necklace that keeps her bewitched and awakes her. She immediately insists that he’s the love of her life… and he takes over the sweet task to introduce her to the comforts of modern civilization. But there’s still another person who has a claim on her and tries to use the spell to manipulate her.

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What is that song about the Earth moving slowly?
It sounds a little like Relient K or Ben Gibbard from Death Cab for Cutie, but the song is not Jack’s Mannequin’s SPINNING, it is another song about the Earth moving slowly and its a pop/alternative song.

thanks!


is it fireflies by Owl City ?
i loooove that song (:

| Aug 15, 2009


Yes, you’re probably thinking of "Fireflies" by Owl City… LOVE that song!!! <3

"I’d like to make myself belieeeeve…..that planet earth moves…slowwwlyyy….."
Val | Aug 18, 2009

Everyone’s Hero – DivX Version (Normal Quality), iPod/iPhone Version

Monday, November 23rd, 2009

Everyone's HeroEveryone’s Hero (2006)

IMDB rating: 5.50

Plot: “Everyone’s Hero” is a heartwarming comedy-adventure, telling the story of a young boy’s thousand-mile journey to help Babe Ruth and the New York Yankees win the World Series. The project’s theme of perseverance against all odds was inspired by the film’s originating director and executive producer, Christopher Reeve.

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What are some good MP3 playing phones?
I have sprint and i have a 2 year upgrade coming up in January. I really liked the HTC hero that they just came out with (http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/11/sprin t-htc-hero-now-on-sale-to-everyone/) and i know i don’t want the pre because of the keyboard. Im on a single phone plan, i’m paying 60 a month for a fair amount of minutes and unlimited texts on my crap-crap web disabled Katana DLX. I know the 2 year upgrade takes 150$ off the new phone so i think the new hero would be cheap itself. but i think i would have to pay 75$ a month just to get internet with the minutes and texting still.
Is it worth it to get a phone built to surf the web when all i want to do is keep the same plan and keep my itunes library on the phone?
i’m a guy so i don’t think i’ll be getting a lotus


the LG LOTUS has a loud wonderful sound and it’s from sprint and comes in black and purple. this phone has a huge screen inside and out. check it out.
Danielle M | Nov 18, 2009

Family Stone, The – DivX Version (Normal Quality), iPod/iPhone Version

Monday, November 23rd, 2009

Family Stone, TheFamily Stone, The (2005)

IMDB rating: 6.30

Plot: The Stone family unites in common cause when their favorite son brings his uptight girlfriend home for the Christmas holiday, with plans of proposing. Overwhelmed by the hostile reception, she begs her sister to join her for emotional support, triggering further complications.

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Son has to go to court for throwing snowballs and stones at a STOP sign….?
He is thirteen, has never had a problem with the police, is a good student and made a stupid mistake by using a STOP sign as a target. I remember doing stupid things like this when I was his age and I don’t think he understood at the time that what he was doing would be considered a third degree misdemeanor. I spoke with the officer the day it happened and I assured him that I would take care of it. Eight months later we get a letter in the mail telling us that our son should be in a juvenile program for troubled youth. It was a program that would require him to do community service. My husband and I choose not to participate because we didn’t think what he did was serious enough and had handled the situation with our son. A couple months later we are being called to court! We don’t have money to hire an attorney and went downtown to legal aid but I am wondering if there isn’t more that I could do? I don’t want this on his record…he is a good kid that made a stupid mistake. He did admit to the officer that he threw snowballs and stones. In court, should he plead no contest? Please, any legal advice would be greatly appreciated!!! I also want to add that it is suspected that a neighbor who has called the police on us before over petty things is the person who made the police report. We are a biracial couple and think that might have something to do with our neighbors dislike for our family. Again, we cannot hire an attorney, what are our options?


Your big mistake was ignoring a court summons. You should never ignore such things. He would have had to have said "sorry" and that would have probably been the end of it. Whether the neighbor is a racist is not the issue. You need to beg or borrow money to get a lawyer. And tell him to never admit anything without you being present.
MadMan | Nov 21, 2009


Your record gets wiped clean at 18 I’m pretty sure.
Ilya | Nov 21, 2009


I think a 13 year old understands what they are doing. Common sense would tell him that stop signs are there for a reason and obstructing one is bad.
He may not have known ‘third degree misdemeanor’ but if he has half a brain hed understand the stupidity of it.

If you cant afford an attorney they give you one. Its the law. Have you never heard what police have to say as they arrest someone. Its on alot of tv shows. But its true.
peanut 2 | Nov 21, 2009


What a ridiculous, scared little country this has become. Next they’ll arrest kids for walking funny. Work with legal aid–and look into suing the neighbor. Call around, a lot, and you might just get an attorney who’s interested.
Boko's Back | Nov 21, 2009


First, don’t freak out.
Remember, this is juvenile court, not adult court.
We can’t decide for ourselves whether we are going to comply with a court order. It’s the law. So, go ahead to court. Your son will be assigned a defense attorney; you don’t need to buy one if you can’t afford it.
Explain the situation to the judge. Respectfully. Let your son testify truthfully to what he did. If the judge orders any community service or other action, have him do it. Let him take responsibility before the law. If he cooperates, he will be out of trouble in a short time. It will not be on his permanent record.
By resisting the court’s procedure, you are making things harder on yourselves and on your son. You are teaching him not to respect law enforcement or the courts; that’s a bad message. He may need the help of the police or the court system some day. It’s not good to think of them as enemies.
As for the neighbors calling the police, if you were breaking the law, I guess you just have to be more careful. If you weren’t, then the police should soon catch on as to what is happening.
Bad neighbors can be a pain.
The First Dragon | Nov 21, 2009


go to court. Plead guilty. His guilt is not in question since he admitted it.
Explain your son is a good student and has never been in trouble. You can say you THOUGHT the paper you were sent was only a recommendation not an order.
Explain that sending your son to such a program would expose him to "troublesome children" and you disapprove of exposing you son to such situations.
Offer instead to have him do community service somewhere…perhaps a shelter, a library, a fire station etc.
Before court have your child write an apology letter for "throwing snowballs"
I wouldn’t admit to the stones…just the snowballs unless specifically asked.

Honestly this is SOOOO stupid. I can’t believe someone really called the cops! What ever the judge ordered do it.
You don’t need a lawyer, but you DO need to speak up and let the judge know your child is NOT a delinquent and sending him to a program for delinquents is not in his best interest.
*another nickname* ;) | Nov 21, 2009


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Ditto
Creepy Man2 | Nov 21, 2009


Had you not said "snow" I would have been sure you live in New Orleans. Highest murder rate in the US and the police boost their conviction rates with stupid crap like this. But you said the letter said "should" right? Was he even given a ticket? It doesn’t matter if your son said he did it if he wasn’t read his rights. I would go with legal aid or without just to see if Officer Moron shows up. (He won’t.) A judge who entertains this will be a judge on Headline News. Unbelievable.
Louisa | Nov 21, 2009


Get a court-appointed attorney. Unfortunately, having a cornhole neighbor isn’t going to convince the court of anything, and it will sound like you are making excuses for your son rather than making him face the consequences of his actions. I agree the charges are a bit ridiculous if he didn’t damage the sign, but he did break the law and you will all need to deal with it. In family courts, there are a handful of prosecutors and public defenders that all work together on just juvenile cases. His attorney will be able to tell you quite quickly what the best course of action is. The crime is small, he’s a first offender, and basically a good kid…the consequences will probably not be huge. Whatever happens, I *highly* doubt that this will appear on a background check when he is 18. It sucks, but all you can do is use it as a learning experience for your son…who I’m guessing doesn’t have a life of crime ahead of him.
bedfordczarina | Nov 21, 2009


Hello, I believe legal counsel would be helpful to represent you. If you need assistance I can help point you in the right direction with other options just send me an email. Sometimes public defenders and legal aid don’t look out for your best interest.Take Care
legalmom | Nov 21, 2009


Your "Options" have Little to with You, & MUCH to do with Him. The Law states that he was damaging Public Property- and the "sentence" for such Behavior is usually a $50- $100 Fine, -and (or) a Spell of Community Service- PER Count. An "Unfair" sentence for a 13 year old doing something "stupid" ? -Probably. But this is "Life", -& unfairness & stupidity in It go "hand in hand…" And even if you COULD afford a Lawyer, his "fees" would easily cost you from $500-$1,000 and UP…-to MAYBE avoid a $50 fine or some Community Service… Your Son is NOT going to be "damaged" for Life by this Incident. He’ll be considered a Juvenile, and if he doesn’t have any more problems with the cops- his "Record" will be expunged (wiped clean) when He turns 21. So let Him do his Community Service- and get ON with His (and Your) life… I promise You, he’ll have BIGGER problems than THIS in his Life…-so save your concern for the ones worth your Trouble…
Joseph the Second | Nov 21, 2009


First of all, unless there is proof that the neighbor called and tried to cause trouble, don’t open that can of worms. If he did, and filed a false police report, he will have to answer for it. If he didn’t, the bad blood dragging him into this will create is NOT something you want.

Secondly, I agree that this does seem a bit excessive. However, consider what could have happened if a car had come through the intersection and a rock had hit it. What if it had been a bicyclist? Somebody walking? Basically, be glad that he’s getting a slap on the wrist and not a lawsuit.

Thirdly, it sounds as though there was a court order for him to do community service. You should have called to clarify. Ignoring something from city hall or the police is always a bad idea.

Since your son is a minor, you will be at least partly responsible for paying his ticket. Talk to legal aid and see what your best bet is.

In court, you can explain that you did not understand the officer or the order. It might convince the judge, it might not. Do not mention the neighbor. Be sure that you understand what is going on in court. Is he being charged? With what? What are the consequences. Find this out BEFORE you appear in court.
Julia S | Nov 22, 2009

Serial Mom – DivX Version (Normal Quality), iPod/iPhone Version

Monday, November 23rd, 2009

Serial MomSerial Mom (1994)

IMDB rating: 6.30

Plot: A picture perfect middle class family is shocked when they find out that one of their neighbors is receiving obscene phone calls. The mom takes slights against her family very personally, and it turns out she is indeed the one harassing the neighbor. As other slights befall her beloved family, the body count begins to increase, and the police get closer to the truth, threatening the family’s picture perfect world.

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What kind of help should i seek for tony?
I know this kid, hes 18. Im not going to say if im related to him or not, but anyways, lets just call him Tony. Tony is in college, still lives with his family, his dad is a drunk, pot head, drug dealing, sex addicted serial cheater who his mom divorced a long time ago after he physically abused her infront of Tony’s eyes and made him watch him rape her, his mom is tense, strict, anti social, and will freak out over the smallest things and doesnt let Tony socialize with other people too much. And this summer, Tony’s best friend started doing drugs and started picking on Tony, threatening to kill him, have sex with his sister, and a bunch of stuff. Well Tony has been acting strange lately. He claims he has made a new best friend and that it is his only friend. He calls this friend Michael. At first Michael sounded like a normal kid, but then I saw Tony with cuts on his arms, he started talking foul to his mother, he became more and more isolated, he spends alot of time in his room talking to this Michael, although i never saw anyone come in with him, nor did there appear to be anyone in the room with him other than i heard two voices one being Tony’s and the other being a completely different voice. And Tony kept becoming more and more isolated, kept locking himself in his room, talking to Michael more and more, cuts regulary appeared on his arm, starting fights with people at school, seems like he is getting into it with people at work. And now i just realized that this Michael is imaginary or a split personality of some sort. Michael does not exist. What do you think I should do? and how do you think this could have happened?


I feel that in this situation you are really in kind of a bind..Usually in this country its very hard to get a person help if they dont want it.It depends on what state you live in as to what can be done. But first of all you or maybe you and someone else maybe say you and a socialworker undercover. need to have a sit down with Tony and talk to him in general maybe even bring up Michael and talk about whats going on even bring up whats bugging you about him and michael. make sure this is not a problem with you instead of him. If at the end of your sitdown with tony the social worker thinks that there is a problem then let the social worker find out what avenues of approach are neccessary. If any Then if it appears tony has some really heavy psych problems maybe get him to a group and or if severe enough where these problems pose a threat to you or tony or the public then he can be put into an institution for awhile and get help But this is no easy thing to do and i am not really qualified here. but definately talk to someone who is nd then act. good luck
James T. | Oct 29, 2009

Holy Mountain, The – DivX Version (Normal Quality), iPod/iPhone Version

Sunday, November 22nd, 2009

Holy Mountain, TheHoly Mountain, The (1973)

IMDB rating: 7.80

Plot: A Christlike figure wanders through bizarre, grotesque scenarios filled with religious and sacrilegious imagery. He meets a mystical guide who introduces him to seven wealthy and powerful individuals, each representing a planet in the solar system. These seven, along with the protagonist, the guide and the guide’s assistant, divest themselves of their worldly goods and form a group of nine who will seek out the Holy Mountain, in order to displace the gods who live there and become immortal.

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Bible believers: What do you think was the chain of events regarding Satan's rebellion against God?
consider these passages

Genesis 1:26 Then God said, "Let Us make man in Our image, according to Our likeness; let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, over the birds of the air, and over the cattle, over all the earth and over every creeping thing that creeps on the earth."

Isaiah 14:12 "How you are fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning! How you are cut down to the ground, You who weakened the nations! 13 For you have said in your heart: ‘I will ascend into heaven, I will exalt my throne above the stars of God; I will also sit on the mount of the congregation On the farthest sides of the north; 14 I will ascend above the heights of the clouds, I will be like the Most High.’

Ezekiel 28:13-15 You were in Eden, the garden of God; Every precious stone was your covering: The sardius, topaz, and diamond, Beryl, onyx, and jasper, Sapphire, turquoise, and emerald with gold. The workmanship of your timbrels and pipes Was prepared for you on the day you were created. 14 "You were the anointed cherub who covers; I established you; You were on the holy mountain of God; You walked back and forth in the midst of fiery stones. 15 You were perfect in your ways from the day you were created, Till iniquity was found in you.

Genesis 3:1-5 Now the serpent was more cunning than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made. And he said to the woman, "Has God indeed said, ‘You shall not eat of every tree of the garden’?" 2 And the woman said to the serpent, "We may eat the fruit of the trees of the garden; 3 but of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God has said, ‘You shall not eat it, nor shall you touch it, lest you die.’ " 4 Then the serpent said to the woman, "You will not surely die. 5 For God knows that in the day you eat of it your eyes will be opened, and you will be like God, knowing good and evil."

Did Satan first try to get humans to join him in his rebellion or had had he already fallen when he started a rebellion against God and got Angels to join him?
Ezekiel refers to the "anointed cherub" a cherub is not a human king. In Isaiah Lucifer is the "power" behind the evil kings. The serpent in Genesis 3 is identified as the Devil in Revelation 12.


1) What do you think was the chain of events regarding Satan’s rebellion against God?

Since the bible gives us no indication, I cannot imagine what they might have been. That’s sort of like asking someone what would they guess happened during the life of someone that they’ve never met or read about. For example: what do you think was the chain of events resulting in my moving from one state to another?

2) consider these passages

Gen 1:26 – does not mention Satan directly or indirectly

Isa 14:12 – ditto

Eze 28:13-15 – ditto

Gen 3:1-5 – well, **IF** we assume that this was Satan (and not a serpent as is claimed by the bible), all it tells us for sure is that Satan was operating on Earth at the time and that there is no indication here that "Satan" had fallen from Heaven. Indeed, considering that Satan appears much later (certainly after the Noadic flood) in Job and is able to travel freely between Heaven and Earth in that account, it would seem that even at that "late" date Satan had not yet been cast out of Heaven as described by Jesus.

So, really, you have to base the "chain of events" on passages that actually refer to Satan, passages that you did not reference. Satan was not "cast out" during the time of Job (though he may already have incurred lesser disfavor), and he was able to "contest" with "the angel of the Lord" in Zechariah chapter 3. It *is* interesting that Satan is not described as an angel in Zechariah. It may be that this vision was of a future event – but IF I were to hazard a guess, I would begrudgingly admit that it would seem as if Satan may have been in rebellion in the time of Zechariah.

Some claim that the contest over Moses’ body is evidence of Satan’s fall at a fairly early date: however, Job was almost certainly written long after the time of Moses and recounts a person living a settled life (clearly not a nomadic one) in the Promised Land. Linguistic analysis likewise places Job later than Moses – in fact, either very late in the Kingdom Period or more probably even *later*. If we judge that Satan was not "cast out" in Job, then we have to believe that this happened sometime late in the Kingdom Period or afterward, but possibly before the time of Zechariah.

Revelation mentions "Satan and his angels". The problem here is: is this passage speaking of *actual* angels – supernatural beings created as servants for God? Or is it speaking of **messengers** – the actual translation of the term "angels"? More: Revelation tells us plainly that those events are in the future of the author – proving that the "fall" of Satan in Revelation cannot be the same as the one that Jesus witnessed *unless* Jesus was speaking prophetically. Considering Satan’s actions in the New Testament, it would seem extremely likely that he had already fallen from Heaven before Jesus spoke of witnessing that event. Therefore, the answer to the question of Satan’s angels is only more questions:
* are we speaking of supernatural beings or messengers?
* is there any evidence that Satan seduced other angels to follow him (instead of God) earlier than the time of Revelation?
* Revelation speaks of Satan enlisting humans in his rebellion against God, but this is clearly apocalyptic – by which I mean, an event that occurs in our future. We know that Satan attempted to enlist the ultra-powerful Jesus – but other than that, has he ever actually made an attempt (in the bible) to enlist human followers *prior* to the time of Revelation?

The answer is that the bible tells us next to nothing about the fall of Satan or of any **existing** (as opposed to **future**) following of supernatural angels.

Jim, http://www.bible-reviews.com

http://www.bible-reviews.com | Nov 18, 2009


According to religious beliefs.. which are bullshit… God made him. he couldnt rebel against the way he was designed. duh!
invest$$$ | Nov 18, 2009


Satan never rebelled.
IronMan of Rome | Nov 18, 2009


Does anyone actually read these long questions and bible quotes?
Touched by his noodly appendage | Nov 18, 2009


I think God revealed the Incarnation (which explains man being made in God’s image) and that angels said, Why are you taking on the human nature so inferior to angelic nature ? And they are right on that score. But wrong on everything else.
He's not Mr Big Fat Baby | Nov 18, 2009


If God knew that Satan was going to rebel (Omniscience), why would he create him in the first place, risking billions of souls in hell after the existence of sin?
- | Nov 18, 2009


common good man, there is no Satan,if God existed and he was the most powerful being ,why would he have to have a satan to prove himself to a bunch of little insignificant humans like us?
scuba kitteh | Nov 18, 2009


I believe He had already rebelled before Adam and Eve.
christianman | Nov 18, 2009


I believe his fall was complete. He was just trying to corrupt everything else of Gods
steadfast | Nov 18, 2009


It started before he was cast out because there was the war in heaven. 1/3 of the hosts of heaven left with him.
scrabbleaims | Nov 18, 2009


Satan is obviously a metaphor for atheists and people who don’t believe what religious leaders tell them to believe. Religious man: "be subservient! Obey what I say! I speak for an invisible being!" Atheist: "I’ll be sceptical. I’ll choose to seek knowledge and fact over faith and blindness". Result: The thinker is chasised as evil, the non-thinker is praised for his obedience.

The adam and eve story and Noah are so clearly made up to try scare enpeople with an inclination to think independently that it should be a part of the dictator’s handbook on how to rule people.
Sisyphus | Nov 18, 2009


It really wasn’t that complicated. Satan reached his teenage years and, as all of them do, figured he knew everything. He eventually got tired of his Father harping on him about getting a job and moving out of the basement and knew against knowledge that his Father never understood that when he hit the big time with his band everything would be different.
HTacianas | Nov 18, 2009


First of all, Satan is the Adversary. There is more than one Satan. The person you are speaking of is Saint Lucifer.

Saint Lucifer was an angel, the Angel of Music. He was God’s right hand man. God went to him when he needed council, and he asked Lucifer for advice. When God created the humans, according to the Christian belief, he told the angels to bow down not to Him anymore, but to the humans. Lucifer, along with several other angels (Including Gabriel, who was spared by God but cursed as the Angel of Death), blatantly told God that he could basically suck it, and led a rebellion. God, of course, prevailed, and punished Lucifer by placing him in a dimension far below Earth, and punished the other Angels by distorting them and banishing them to the same vile place (Hell).
Joey | Nov 18, 2009


Lucifer was the most loved angel. He knew this. The love given to him slowly turned into self love, which turned into egotism, which turned into selfishness, which turned into rebellion. This is a side effect of free will.
tripageous | Nov 18, 2009


If you read the Apocrypha it does explain what happened that made Satan the way he became. Before God created us, he informed his angels of making us in his image. Well the devil wasn’t to please with that. God told him that he would put Adam over him and the other angels and that he must honor Adam. The devil didn’t want that. So God made him a deal, if he could name the animals by name, he would put him over Adam but if Adam could name the animals by name, the devil would have to honor him. The devil lost. He refuse to honor Adam.
Michael told Satanail that if did not honor Adam something was going to happen to him. That is when the devil decided, well I will just make my kingdom better than God. So God cast him out of heaven.
The bible doesn’t give all detail, but the Apocrypha does.
Gino | Nov 18, 2009


invest$$$ you talk bullshit!
God rules!@!@
Atheists suck!@
:P
Lawliet | Nov 18, 2009


Isaiah 14:12 was about the King of Babylon and Ezekiel 28:13-15 was about the prince of Tyre.
Magilla | Nov 18, 2009


he was an archangel lucifer….with his free will he chose evil
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devil
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucifer
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